Okay, gang, this has me excited. The world event Love is in the Air has been revamped and let me tell you, it is amazing now. Gone is the double- and triple-RNG for chocolates and candies! Gone is the repetitive cologne-dabbing to kiss random NPCs that break your heart. Gone is that soul-crushing hour-long cooldown.

Fourteen days!

A new boss encounter that makes me laugh every time a precious noob dies!

A sick new pet, and a sicker new mount!

Bracelets you can farm easily for massive auction house gold!

And best of all, Perma-Peddle is right there for the taking. No longer is it a 1-5% chance to get from an hour-long cooldown. No. If you do eight dailies (or grind for bracelets), this pet is yours. That is so easy. Please, do yourself a favor and go get Peddlefeet. I sure did!

I know it's lazy of me to pick an achievement from a current world event, but I think I'm allowed to do it once or twice. Hardcore people, I got nothin' for you.

And how's everyone doing on the 30-Day GTA, Brood of Nozdormu? You people never e-mail so I don't get updates. Which means I have no stories to share about peoples' favorite Kalimdor spots! Shame on you all!

That's all for me this week, gang. Be prepared, because next week I think I'll have a significantly trickier achievement for you all. You will weep when you see it. Until then!